Seward, Alaska
The PILING CAFE along Lowell Point Road offers a perfect dining experience for BALD EAGLES. The ambiance is casual, come as you are, with stunning views of the bay and surrounding snow-clad mountains. The menu is classy catch of the day with delivery from ocean to table guaranteed in mere minutes if there is no poaching.
Reservations are not recommended; no one is willing to dispute an incoming Eagle with a fresh caught meal in its talons. Seating is limited to one or possible two, depending on the temperament of the diners and the presence of petty thieves. A convenient waiting area is provided on a nearby piling; please keep screeching to a minimum.
The Café features self-service as waiters fear for their lives. Snow is provided for cleaning blood off of one’s bill. No need to leave a tip; the leftovers are appreciated by the next customers.
Bon appetite!
Carol Griswold
Seward Sporadic Bird Report Reporter
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