Tuesday, May 6, 2014 Singles Ad for Saw-whet Owl

Seward, Alaska

Steadfast, persistent, and focused single SAW-WHET OWL male seeks family-minded female ASAP. Please fly to my scenic piece of paradise on the forested shoulder of Mount Marathon in Seward. I'll be beeping for you every night, sweetie, until the stars cease to shine!

Sincerely,

Lovelorn Little Owl

Beep-beep-beep-beep!

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